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SONGS & CHANTS
Singing while we watch is a big part of the genetics of our group, and we love to teach all the favorites to new fans and remind the old fans of how to do them. If you have any songs or chants you would like to see added to this collection (and we know there are loads we have left out) please email us at Dallashammers@gmail.com.
These are a couple of great YouTube playlists!!
1. West Ham Fanchants and Football Songs
2. MrWesthamfootball Claret and Blue Songs (Some real old ones here sung by an old fella)
Click titles Underlined in Bold Gold to play the video on YouTube
WEST HAM FAVORITES
(In Alpha Order)
I’m forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high
Nearly reach the sky
Then like my dreams, they fade and die
Fortunes always hiding
I’ve looked everywhere
I’m forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air
UNITED (clap x3) UNITED (clap x3)
BUBBLES (Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang version)
Chim Chimeney, Chim Chimeney,
Chim chim cheroo,
We are those b*stards in claret and blue...
(repeated)
CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE
We know what we are
We know what we are,
Champions of Europe …
We know what we are!!!
We are West Ham's Claret n Blue army!
We are West Ham's Claret n Blue army!
We are West Ham's Claret n Blue army!
We are West Ham's Claret n Blue army!
Come On You Irons,
Come On You Irons,
Come On You Irons,
Come On You Irons...
DRAWIN' AWAY
We're drawing away,
We're drawing away,
How s*it must you be,We're drawing away...
Jingle bells,
Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see West Ham win away,Ho!
Let's Go F*cking Mental,
Let's Go F*cking Mental,
Na Na Na Na,Na Na Na Na..
Oh East London, Oh East London
Is wonderful, is wonderful.
Oh East London is wonderful,
It's full of tits fanny and West Ham,
Oh East London is wonderful.
Oh North London, Oh North London
Is full of sh*t! Is full of sh*t!
Oh North London is full of sh*t!
It's full of sh*t sh*t and more sh*t
Oh North London is full of sh*t.
It's full of beer whiskey and West Ham,
Is full of sh*t! Is full of sh*t!
It's full of sh*t sh*t and more sh*t
(Can use for any score really)
1 nil to the Cockney Boys,
1 nil to the Cockney Boys,
1 nil to the Cockney Boys,
1 nil to the Cockney Boys...
Que sera, sera, whatever will be, will be
We're going to Wembley
Que sera,sera!
The bells are ringing
for the claret n blue
The bells are ringing for the claret n blue
When the Hammers are scoring
And the Southbank are roaring
Then the money will pour in for the claret and blue
No relegation for the claret n blue
Just celebration for the claret n blue
And someday we're gonna win a little cup or two
or three or four or more
For West Ham and the Claret and Blue!
Well, shake it up, baby, now
(Shake it up, baby),
Twist and shout
(Twist and shout),
C'mon C'mon, C'mon, C'mon, baby, now
(Come on baby),
Come on and work it on out
(Work it on out).
Well, work it on out, honey
(Work it on out),
You know you look so good
(Look so good),
You know you got me goin', now
(Got me goin'),
Just like I knew you would
(Like I knew you would)
Ahhhhh, ahhhhhh, ahhhhhhh, ahhhhhh
(start from the top)
We all follow the West Ham,
Over land and sea.
We all follow the West Ham,
on to victory (all together now)!
WE ARE WEST HAM'S CLARET n BLUE ARMY
(clap throughout the chant)
We are West Ham's Claret n Blue army!
(We are West Ham's Claret n Blue army)
We are West Ham's Claret n Blue army!
(We are West Ham's Claret n Blue army)
We are West Ham's Claret n Blue army!
(We are West Ham's Claret n Blue army)
We are West Ham's Claret n Blue army!
(We are West Ham's Claret n Blue army)
WE'RE ALL GOING ON A...
We're all going on a European tour.
A European tour.
A European tour.
We're all going on a European tour.
A European tour.
A European tour.
1-2-3-4
West Ham are massive everywhere they go!
West Ham are massive everywhere they go!
Everywhere they go!
1-2-3-4
West Ham till I die,
I'm West Ham till I die!
I know I am I'm sure I am,
I'm West Ham till i die!
We love you West Ham, We do,
We love you West Ham, We do,
We love you West Ham, We do,
Oh West Ham we love you!
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CURRENT PLAYERS
(In Alpha Order)
Edson Ole’ ole, ole, ole!
Edson Ole’ ole, ole, ole!
Midfield Maestro, from Mexico!
Edson Ole’ ole, ole, ole!
Ole’ ole, ole, ole!
Antonio-o-o Antonio-o-o!
Antonio!
Antonio!
Antonio, Antonio, Antonio!
Alphonse phenomenal, Alphonse phenomenal,
Alphonse phenomenal, Alphonse phenomenal!
Ar-e-o-la, Ar-e-o-la, Ar-e-o-la phenomenal...
nananananana, nanananana!
Ar-e-o-la, Ar-e-o-la, Ar-e-o-la phenomenal...
nananananana, nanananana!
Ar-e-o-la, Ar-e-o-la, Ar-e-o-la phenomenal...
nananananana, nanananana!
(to the tune of the Chicharito song)
We got Areola!
Keep abreast of his skill, he's the real deal,
Alphonse Areola!
Our goalie's a Frenchman,
As fast as Van Damme,
Alphonse Areola!
Alphonse Areola, he stops the goals,
he stops the goals, he stops the goals!
Areola... Areola... Areola... Areola!
BOWEN
He’s a Starman, playing on the right!
His name is Jarrod Bowen
And he’s f**king dynamite (repeat)
Bowen's on fire and he's shaggin' Dani Dyer!
Bowen's on fire and he's shaggin' Dani Dyer!
Bowen's on fire and he's shaggin' Dani Dyer!
Bowen's on fire BOOM!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na!
Aaron Cresswell’s magic
He wears a magic hat
He used to play for Ipswich,
But he didn’t fancy that!
He wants to play with Tompkins & Ginger Pele too!
His name is Aaaron Cresswell
and he wears the claret n blue!
SUPER FAB
Super Super Fab,
Super Super Fab,
Super Super Fab,
Super Fabianski...
INGS
He's slow,
He's small,
His hair's from Istanbul!
Danny Ings! Danny Ings!
Mo-hammm-edddd, Kudos,
Running down the wing, Kudos,
Makes the West Ham sing, Kudos,
We're all going to Dublin!
since we are out of Europa,
last line changed to...
Scoring goals and gets the win!
Follow, follow, follow!
Our Brazilian Magnifico!
Cos nobody's better than Lucas Paqueta,
And now he's one of our own!
JUST SOLD MY CAR TO LUCAS PAQUETA
Ohhhhhhhhh I've been driving in my car
(all repeat),
It's not quite a Jaguar
(all repeat),
Sold it on at Harold Hill
(all repeat),
To a fella from Brazil
(all repeat)!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Just sold my car to Lucas Paqueta,
Just sold my car to Lucas Paqueta,
Just sold my car to Lucas Paqueta,
Just sold my car to Lucas Paqueta!
WE'VE GOT MAVROPINOS (to the tune of Payet)
We've got Mavrapanos,
Konstantinos Mavrapanos,
I just don't think you understand!
He's always in the game,
You can't pronounce his name!
We've got Konstantinos Mavrapanos!
TIM STEINDEN-ALVAREZ-KUDOS
Tim Steinden Went to Dam
Smoked some Marijuana!!
Came back home … with Alvarez
And a bloke from Ghana!!
Rice Fucked off, Payet left
Paul Ince was a Judas
Now we’ve got Ed Alvarez
And Mohammed Kudus
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OTHER CLUBS
(In Alpha Order)
We'll be running round Tottenham,
Running round Tottenham.
Running round Tottenham with our European Cup!
Singing I've got a trophy haven't you?
Singing I've got a trophy haven't you?
Singing I've got a trophy ... I've got a trophy!
I've got a trophy haven't you?
(aimed at the scousers)
Stand up if you've got a job,
Stand up if you've got a job,
Stand up if you've got a job,
Stand up if you've got a job...
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PAST PLAYERS
(In Alpha Order)
6 foot 2, eyes of blueBilly Bonds is after you!
Andy Carroll's having a party!
Bring your vodka and your Charlie!
We got a Chicharito
He’s no Defoe or Iheaneacho
He’s our Chicharito
A little Mexican pace man, down at West Ham
Hernandez, Hernandez
Oh Hernandez, Hernandez,
He bangs ‘em in,
He bangs ‘em in,
he bangs ‘em in…
Chicarito, Chicharito, Chicarito, Chicharito
(This is heard to learn)
Paulo Di Canio, Paulo Di Canio,
Paulo Di Canio, Paulo Di Canio!
Oh Christian Daley, you are the love of my life
Oh Christian Daley, I'd let you shag my wife
Oh Christian Daley, I want curley hair too!
Carlton Cole, Cole!
Always believe in your soul!
You've got the power to know,
You're indestructible!
Always believe in... Carlton Cole, Cole!
Always believe in your soul!
You've got the power to know,
You're indestructable!
Always believe in... Carlton Cole
FORNALS
1-2-3-4
Pab-lo For-nals!
Pab-lo For-nals!
He eats paella,
He drinks Estrella,
He’s going to Vienna!
ILUNGA
Illunga! Woohoh!
Illunga! Woohoh!
He comes from f*ck knows where!
He's bald, He's got no hair!
(Fat Traitor- 10 Men Couldn't Carry)
10 men couldn't carry (carry)
Couldn't carry Lampard (C*nt)
10 men, 9 men, 8 men, 7 men, 6 men, 5 men,
4 men, 3 men, 2, men AND A FORK LIFT TRUCK!
Couldn't carry Lampard!
Big fat, big fat Frank!
Big fat, big fat Frank,
Big fat, big fat Frank,
Big fat Frankie Lampard!!
LAMPARD SENIOR (Hammer's Hero)
I'm dreaming of a Frank Lampard,
Just like the one at Elland Road,
When the ball came over,
And Frank fell over,
And scored the f*cking winning goal!
Winning goal!
MACAVENNIE
My Frankie went over the border,
My Frankie went over the sea,
My Frankie went over the border,
Oh bring back my Mack-a-venie...
Bring back, bring back,
Oh bring back my Mack-a-venie to me!
Bring back, bring back,
Oh bring back my Mack-a-venie!
We've got a chance,Martin's in goal,
We've got a chance,Martin's in goal,
Martin's in goal...
Aye, aye, Arthur Masuaku,
Aye, aye, He's better than Lukaku,
Aye, aye, He never gives the ball away,
1,2,3,4... (Repeated...)
Oi! Big Boy! What’s You’re Name?
My name is Ludo Miklosko,
I come from near Moscow
I play in the goal for West Ham
(West Ham)
Everyone that I meet,
When I walk down the street says..
Oi! Big Boy! What’s You’re Name?
My name is Ludo Miklosko….
MONCUR
He's here, he's there,
He's every f*cking where,
John Moncur, John Moncur...
NOBLE
Mark Noble, Woohoh!
Mark Noble, Woohoh!
He's West Ham through and through!
He wears the claret n blue!
NOBLE
He's one of out own!
He's one of our own!
Mark Noble. He's one of our own!
We've got Payet... Demitri Payet!
I just don't think you understand!
He's Slaven Bilic's man,
He's better than Zidane!
We've got Demetri Payet!
RICE (to the tune of baby shark)
Declan Rice do do do do do do
Declan Rice do do do do do do
Declan Rice do do do do do do
Declan Rice! (repeat)
One more year, one more year, Declan Rice!
One more year, one more year, I say!
One more year, one more year, Declan Rice!
Playing football the West Ham way!
One Carlow Tevez!
There's only one Carlos Tevez!
One Carlos Tevez!
There's only one Carlos Tevez!
Gianfranco Zola, He's only 5'3,
Gianfranco Zola, He comes from Italy,
Gianfranco Zola,
He ain't Chelsea no moreeeee!
Oh Kurt Zouma's magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And if you throw a cat at him
He'll kick the f**ker back!
He kicks it to the left,
he kicks it to the right,
And when we win the match today,
We'll sing this song all night!
At least he's not a r****st!
At least he's not a r****st!
At least he's not a r****st!
He only kicked a cat!